3 April 2010

15 March 2010

HAPPY!

2 days ago, my mum's worker got married.
He is more like a brother to me.
Working for my mum since he's 16,
watched me grow and i watched him mature.

Now that he's 32, his marriage just got me all excited!
My memories recollected and made me reminise the good old times.

We used to play Sega game together, back then we have to insert cartridges. Our favourite games were Super Mario, Contra and Lion King. i was very young then, I don't allow him to squat when playing, cause that will mean that he's going to stand up anytime and leave me fighting the moronic monsters and enemies on my own.

I learn to write alphabets and numbers when i was 4 or 5. I still remembered him riding me with a bicycle sending me to the tuition center, to and fro. From riding bicycle to riding motor. He later learn to ride motor when i was 6 or 7. I was late for school, kindergarten i guess, he sent me to school. Little did i know, he had to led his motor down the slope. Poor thing, as a beginner, he doesn't know how to ride down the slope.

There was once, during my kindergarten days, some of the kids were selected to wear ethnic costume and parade down the street. I was involved. My mum had to work so she ordered him to keep a look out of me. I had to carry a super cute small umbrella on my right hand and the other holding on to my classmate's hand, he's a little Malay boy but lost his fingers and i still hold him tight. Now, i feel so proud of myself, at such young age, i know what to do and i do not discriminate.
My brother will follow the group of us closely and pass me a bottle of drink from time to time.

Me, my sis and him used to attend Chinese lesson for beginners together. The damn lesson had to be at 7pm and its a tough task for a 6 year old kid to stay awake writing Chinese characters. And that makes me a lazy kid which the teacher have to continuously remind me to wash my face. Eventually i got immune to that and washing my face could no longer keep me awake. HAHA! To realised that this sleeping habit still sticks with me, i think I'm quite cool. HAHA!

The days without Chinese lessons would be the days i waited eagerly for the clock to strike 7pm. That brother of mine would bring me and my sis to the beach. That was when i learn that puffer fish puffs to defend itself, mud skipper is a jumping fish, the weird shape stone look-alike with rough texture is dead coral and crab digs hole on the beach. Interestingly, i wasn't sleepy and i simply love days without Chinese lessons.

He played an important role in my childhood and now that he's getting married.
I am very happy for him and wish that he leads a blissful life.
Subconsciously, tears of joy blurred my eyes when i see him in his suit, finally getting married. touching moments. HAHA!

HAHA! I AM AMAZING OKAY!
These memories are still vivid in my mind.
In fact I don't have a very good memory,
I can't remember most of the things now
I am only able to remember things that happened when i was very young
The name of the boy who I parade down the street with.
The name of the person who sits next to me when I was in primary one.
And even the food i brought to kindergarten.

I AM AWESOME.

5 February 2010

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIL WONG!

HAHAHA! i was laughing away when i saw this post or rather title?
This was supposed to be a birthday post for Miss Vivian Wong.
I was really tired then and i didn't make it to finish the post.
Wait! I didn't even started. All i've written was just the title!
HAHAHA! and i hit the "publish post" button before i fall dead on my lappy.

Sorry lil Wong! Am I forgiven? :O
HAHAHA! YOU OUGHT TO!
And We'll make a trip down to Universal Studio when you're back!!

31 January 2010

Nap


Weekend ended before i could even feel it had started.
Couldn't rmbr much what i've wasted my time on.
Had a really interesting dream while napping
It was a 5hr nap.
wait, do you still call that nap?
HAHA.

I dreamt of myself lugging my mini bolster wherever i go
a scene where i had most impression on was China trip
i don't even know why i brought my bolster there.
hmm.. cute.

All i could remember was some people around me were arguing
and i kept smelling my bolster.

HAHA! then i woke up hugging my bolster.
felt happy it is still with me
*sniff* and fell asleep agn.

21 November 2009

bolster

The most exciting thing happened today would probably be the new bolster i just got for myself.

12 November 2009

BOOOO!

i am not having a good mood right now
not for the past few days.

i need more peppermint choco mini.
school is a dread.
i want to have a holiday.
i don't like you.
i hope that was my pms talking.
i need a rest.

2 October 2009

nerd's pick-up lines


i was browsing around and happen to stumble upon this!
the nerd's pick-up line! HAHAHA!
they are rly hilarious!

Guy: I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
Girl: Sorry, you're my asymptote.

Guy: I wish I was your integral, then I could fill the area under your curves.
Girl: My integral is improper, and in this case, it fails to exist.

Guy: I'd like to see what's under your radical.
Girl: A student of Pythagoras was killed for asking that question. (FYI: He threw him off a boat for "discovering" irrational numbers.)

Guy: You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
Girl: But not any better than Simpson's rule.

Guy: If I were a function you would be my asymptote - I always tend towards you.
Girl: But you can never hope to reach me. Ever.

Guy: I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect and union you.
Girl: You can't intersect or union the null set.

Guy: That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s^2
Girl: You'd look even better accelerating through the floor at 9.8m/s^2

Guy: You know.. it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force.
Girl: The vector only makes a difference it it has sufficient magnitude, and is in the right direction. So yes, the length does count.

Guy: I must be the Sun and you must be Earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
Girl: The Earth is further away from the sun during the summer. So obviously you aren't making me any hotter. (note: this comeback is only valid in the northern hemisphere)
alternate
Girl: And just like global warming, you're killing me. (I know this one is not scientifically valid as global warming is caused by greenhouse gasses and not the sun, but I don't want to leave out any Aussies that read this!)

Guy: You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Girl: But the bonds I am forming are not with you.

Guy: I saw your empty valence shell from way over there. Did I mention my nickname is Sodium?
Girl: Did I mention my nickname is Argon? (note: any noble gas works here)

click here for the link!
there are tons of lousy pick-up lines out there! entertain yourself! google them yo!

HERE'S ONE OF MY FAVE

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Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

20 August 2009

Nintendo DSi

AAAAAA!
give me a Nintendo DSi!!
or i refuse to study!!!
!@#$%^&

tomorrow is Microecons paper,
goodluck Putri.

8 August 2009

BOOHOOO!

woooots!
Val is coming over this weeekend!
i'll be waitg for you!!!!
kyaaaaaa!


Sharon is meetg me this coming Tues to collect her stuffs!
AND WHERE THE HELL DID I LEFT IT AT?!
T_____________________T

7 August 2009

HAPPY BDAY JUJU!

pimp myspace - Gickr

JUJU!!!! HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
do you like the cake we prepared for you?!
HAHA!

hopefully it would be a memorable one,
cause i was involved in the celebration :p
HAHAHA! NAH!

you're 21! an adult alr!
but i'll still miss the kiddy side of you!

&&& thanks for the milo bar which you specially bought for us!
i didn't know u could run that fast! (with your damn heels)
you took less than 20 mins to cross over to opposite and get us those milo bars
AHA! so sweeeet of you!
>_________________<

5 August 2009

Jess Tan Li You!

Welcome to planet Earth!
hehe! yes you! Jess Tan Li You!

oh ya! & also welcome to my blog!
i've updated my blog just to welcome you!
so please feel honoured!

idk what can i entertain you here..
so i decided to show you what entertains and tickles me!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



i'm sorry, but i've warned you not to camwhore with my cellphone/laptop.


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HEHE! TELL ME YOU LOVE ME! <3

1 August 2009

over!

sleepless nights are over!



temporary... TTATT

3 July 2009

HAHA!

Today, there are 4 fools standg outside a lecture theater waitg for a lecture which there won't be any to begin with. LOL.

14 May 2009

T-T

huhuhu.. a pretty busy week.
phewwwww.

24 April 2009

BANANA.

Today, i heard my classmates at the back
'eh, you dropped your vagina'

and i was thinkg
'who the hell will drop their !@#$?!'

and i turned back.
my banana keychain is on the floor.
they were sayg..
'eh, you dropped your banana'

wtf, my mind is so corrupted.
=..=

22 March 2009

Misunderstood

i dont want u to be misunderstood.


...cos of me T-T

14 March 2009

Pet society


Pet society played with my feeelings T-T
i bought a mystery box which cost me 200
& wht i get was a cheap mystery box which cost 50.
tmd. scammed T__________T
hiks hiks..

16 February 2009


HAHAHA! VALLLLLLL! SHE POUTS!
and began to shrunk..
I LOVE YOU OK!
MWAAAAAAAA!

14 February 2009

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!
MUACK MUACK!

6 February 2009

VIVIAN

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIVIAN WONG KA YAN!!



Hey baby! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
wish you a happy year ahead
together wiv plenty of love frm me!!
muack muack! >_____<


call me, and i shall sing u a bday song!
hehe.

TAKECARE AYE!
I LOVE YOU!

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