BOOOO!

i am not having a good mood right now
not for the past few days.

i need more peppermint choco mini.
school is a dread.
i want to have a holiday.
i don't like you.
i hope that was my pms talking.
i need a rest.

nerd's pick-up lines

i was browsing around and happen to stumble upon this!
the nerd's pick-up line! HAHAHA!
they are rly hilarious!

Guy: I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
Girl: Sorry, you're my asymptote.

Guy: I wish I was your integral, then I could fill the area under your curves.
Girl: My integral is improper, and in this case, it fails to exist.

Guy: I'd like to see what's under your radical.
Girl: A student of Pythagoras was killed for asking that question. (FYI: He threw him off a boat for "discovering" irrational numbers.)

Guy: You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
Girl: But not any better than Simpson's rule.

Guy: If I were a function you would be my asymptote - I always tend towards you.
Girl: But you can never hope to reach me. Ever.

Guy: I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect and union you.
Girl: You can't intersect or union the null set.

Guy: That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s^2
Girl: You'd look even better accelerating through the floor at 9.8m/s^2

Guy: You know.. it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force.
Girl: The vector only makes a difference it it has sufficient magnitude, and is in the right direction. So yes, the length does count.

Guy: I must be the Sun and you must be Earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
Girl: The Earth is further away from the sun during the summer. So obviously you aren't making me any hotter. (note: this comeback is only valid in the northern hemisphere)
alternate
Girl: And just like global warming, you're killing me. (I know this one is not scientifically valid as global warming is caused by greenhouse gasses and not the sun, but I don't want to leave out any Aussies that read this!)

Guy: You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Girl: But the bonds I am forming are not with you.

Guy: I saw your empty valence shell from way over there. Did I mention my nickname is Sodium?
Girl: Did I mention my nickname is Argon? (note: any noble gas works here)

click here for the link!
there are tons of lousy pick-up lines out there! entertain yourself! google them yo!

HERE'S ONE OF MY FAVE

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Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

Nintendo DSi

AAAAAA!
give me a Nintendo DSi!!
or i refuse to study!!!
!@#$%^&

tomorrow is Microecons paper,
goodluck Putri.

BOOHOOO!

woooots!
Val is coming over this weeekend!
i'll be waitg for you!!!!
kyaaaaaa!


Sharon is meetg me this coming Tues to collect her stuffs!
AND WHERE THE HELL DID I LEFT IT AT?!
T_____________________T

HAPPY BDAY JUJU!

JUJU!!!! HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
do you like the cake we prepared for you?!
HAHA!

hopefully it would be a memorable one,
cause i was involved in the celebration :p
HAHAHA! NAH!

you're 21! an adult alr!
but i'll still miss the kiddy side of you!

&&& thanks for the milo bar which you specially bought for us!
i didn't know u could run that fast! (with your damn heels)
you took less than 20 mins to cross over to opposite and get us those milo bars
AHA! so sweeeet of you!
>_________________<

Jess Tan Li You!

Welcome to planet Earth!
hehe! yes you! Jess Tan Li You!

oh ya! & also welcome to my blog!
i've updated my blog just to welcome you!
so please feel honoured!

idk what can i entertain you here..
so i decided to show you what entertains and tickles me!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

i'm sorry, but i've warned you not to camwhore with my cellphone/laptop.

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HEHE! TELL ME YOU LOVE ME! <3

over!

sleepless nights are over!



temporary... TTATT

HAHA!

Today, there are 4 fools standg outside a lecture theater waitg for a lecture which there won't be any to begin with. LOL.

T-T

huhuhu.. a pretty busy week.
phewwwww.

BANANA.

Today, i heard my classmates at the back
'eh, you dropped your vagina'

and i was thinkg
'who the hell will drop their !@#$?!'

and i turned back.
my banana keychain is on the floor.
they were sayg..
'eh, you dropped your banana'

wtf, my mind is so corrupted.
=..=

Misunderstood

i dont want u to be misunderstood.


...cos of me T-T

Pet society

Pet society played with my feeelings T-T

i bought a mystery box which cost me 200

& wht i get was a cheap mystery box which cost 50.

tmd. scammed T__________T

hiks hiks..

HAHAHA! VALLLLLLL! SHE POUTS!

and began to shrunk..

I LOVE YOU OK!

MWAAAAAAAA!

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!
MUACK MUACK!

VIVIAN

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIVIAN WONG KA YAN!!



Hey baby! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
wish you a happy year ahead
together wiv plenty of love frm me!!
muack muack! >_____<


call me, and i shall sing u a bday song!
hehe.

TAKECARE AYE!
I LOVE YOU!

roti kaya.

Today i went out wiv my great bud, Mr Dominic gusti yudhi ongskynaga.
HAHA!

we ate roti wiv kaya at some kopitiam
vry niceeeee!
me likey!

the speed he drove is so fast tt i feel like im on a roller coasterrrr!
except for fact tt he didnt do the 360degree turn.
u knw u knw.

lol. i had fun. thkssss!
visit his photography joint project here!

tagged

FROM NICHOLAS TYH


1: Besides your lips , where is your favourite spot to get kissed?

cheek.


2: How do you feel when you woke up this morning?

tiredddd.


3: Who was the last person you took a photo with?

my sis.


4: Would you consider yourself to be spoiled?

not really.


5: Would you ever donate blood?

i donated last year.


6: Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?

yes.


7: Do you want someone dead?

no.


8:What does your last text message say?

what time alrdy...


9:What are you thinking of right now?

lol. idk.


10: Do you wish someone was with you right now?

yea.


11: What time did you go to sleep last night?

ard 3.30 to 4.


12: Where did you buy the T-shirt you are wearing now?

some Malaysia shop.


13: Is someone on your mind right now?

no.


14: Who was the last person to text you?

David.


10 PEOPLE TAGGED TO DO THIS QUIZ :

1. Valissa.

2. Munsyi.

3. Vivian.

4. Saranjeet.

5. Robin Pua.

6. Sindy.

7. Kenneth.

8. Li Yuan .

9. Alfonso.

10. Zong Ying.


15: Who is 2 having a relationship with? (Munsyi)

idk if he's still single. lol.


16: Is 3 a male or a female? (Vivian)

a she.


17: If 7 and 10 get together will that be a good thing? (Kenneth & Zong Ying )

lol. hell no.


18: What is Number 1 studying about? (Valissa)

to be a succeesful pedophile


19: When was the last time you had a chat with them?

last year?


20: Is Number 4 single? (Saranjeet)

errr. idk.


21: Say something about Number 2. (Munsyi)

OI MUN! U SAY WANT TO TREAT ME EAT!!!


22: What do you think about Number 3 and 6 being together? (Vivian & Sindy)

i bet they dnt wna be lesb. yea my sissy?


23: Describe Number 9. (Alfonso)

anime lover.


24: What will you do if Number 6 and 7 fight? (Sindy & Kenneth)

LOL! i want to watch!!


25: Do you like Number 8? (Li Yuan)

yeaaaaa. i loveee her.

ANG PAO

HAPPY HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!
YOOHOOO!

hahaha.
i was chatting wiv Mun on msn.
that pig is still so humourous.

Putri. says:
HAPPY HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR
MUNS. ONE GONE, ANOTHER GONE D: says:
YEAH HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR TO YOU TOO!
MUNS. ONE GONE, ANOTHER GONE D: says:
: P
Putri. says:
*give u ang pao*
MUNS. ONE GONE, ANOTHER GONE D: says:
give u pao
MUNS. ONE GONE, ANOTHER GONE D: says:
chicken pau
Putri. says:
LOL!!!!
Putri. says:
i want honey chicken bao la
Putri. says:
wlao!

tt's Munsyi for you. lol!
anw, here's another qian bian one by another pig.


=..= says:
dude gib me ang pao
Putri. says:
ok
Putri. says:
u want honey chicken pao
Putri. says:
or pepper chicken pao?
=..= says:
i wan mei nu pao wo

POSTER BOY

i love his artwork, tho its illegal.




check out more of his artwork here

PONYO

i want to watch ponyo on the cliff by the sea.. T-T