Truthful Liar

2010-04-03T15:59:00.002+08:00

HAPPY!

2010-03-15T21:43:00.014+08:00

2 days ago, my mum's worker got married.
He is more like a brother to me.
Working for my mum since he's 16,
watched me grow and i watched him mature.

Now that he's 32, his marriage just got me all excited!
My memories recollected and made me reminise the good old times.

We used to play Sega game together, back then we have to insert cartridges. Our favourite games were Super Mario, Contra and Lion King. i was very young then, I don't allow him to squat when playing, cause that will mean that he's going to stand up anytime and leave me fighting the moronic monsters and enemies on my own.

I learn to write alphabets and numbers when i was 4 or 5. I still remembered him riding me with a bicycle sending me to the tuition center, to and fro. From riding bicycle to riding motor. He later learn to ride motor when i was 6 or 7. I was late for school, kindergarten i guess, he sent me to school. Little did i know, he had to led his motor down the slope. Poor thing, as a beginner, he doesn't know how to ride down the slope.

There was once, during my kindergarten days, some of the kids were selected to wear ethnic costume and parade down the street. I was involved. My mum had to work so she ordered him to keep a look out of me. I had to carry a super cute small umbrella on my right hand and the other holding on to my classmate's hand, he's a little Malay boy but lost his fingers and i still hold him tight. Now, i feel so proud of myself, at such young age, i know what to do and i do not discriminate.
My brother will follow the group of us closely and pass me a bottle of drink from time to time.

Me, my sis and him used to attend Chinese lesson for beginners together. The damn lesson had to be at 7pm and its a tough task for a 6 year old kid to stay awake writing Chinese characters. And that makes me a lazy kid which the teacher have to continuously remind me to wash my face. Eventually i got immune to that and washing my face could no longer keep me awake. HAHA! To realised that this sleeping habit still sticks with me, i think I'm quite cool. HAHA!

The days without Chinese lessons would be the days i waited eagerly for the clock to strike 7pm. That brother of mine would bring me and my sis to the beach. That was when i learn that puffer fish puffs to defend itself, mud skipper is a jumping fish, the weird shape stone look-alike with rough texture is dead coral and crab digs hole on the beach. Interestingly, i wasn't sleepy and i simply love days without Chinese lessons.

He played an important role in my childhood and now that he's getting married.
I am very happy for him and wish that he leads a blissful life.
Subconsciously, tears of joy blurred my eyes when i see him in his suit, finally getting married. touching moments. HAHA!

HAHA! I AM AMAZING OKAY!
These memories are still vivid in my mind.
In fact I don't have a very good memory,
I can't remember most of the things now
I am only able to remember things that happened when i was very young
The name of the boy who I parade down the street with.
The name of the person who sits next to me when I was in primary one.
And even the food i brought to kindergarten.

I AM AWESOME.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIL WONG!

2010-02-05T23:34:00.001+08:00

HAHAHA! i was laughing away when i saw this post or rather title?
This was supposed to be a birthday post for Miss Vivian Wong.
I was really tired then and i didn't make it to finish the post.
Wait! I didn't even started. All i've written was just the title!
HAHAHA! and i hit the "publish post" button before i fall dead on my lappy.

Sorry lil Wong! Am I forgiven? :O
HAHAHA! YOU OUGHT TO!
And We'll make a trip down to Universal Studio when you're back!!

Nap

2010-01-31T20:13:00.003+08:00

Weekend ended before i could even feel it had started.
Couldn't rmbr much what i've wasted my time on.
Had a really interesting dream while napping
It was a 5hr nap.
wait, do you still call that nap?
HAHA.

I dreamt of myself lugging my mini bolster wherever i go
a scene where i had most impression on was China trip
i don't even know why i brought my bolster there.
hmm.. cute.

All i could remember was some people around me were arguing
and i kept smelling my bolster.

HAHA! then i woke up hugging my bolster.
felt happy it is still with me
*sniff* and fell asleep agn.

bolster

2009-11-21T01:06:00.003+08:00

The most exciting thing happened today would probably be the new bolster i just got for myself.

BOOOO!

2009-11-12T22:03:00.004+08:00

i am not having a good mood right now
not for the past few days.

i need more peppermint choco mini.
school is a dread.
i want to have a holiday.
i don't like you.
i hope that was my pms talking.
i need a rest.

nerd's pick-up lines

2009-10-02T16:27:00.004+08:00

i was browsing around and happen to stumble upon this!
the nerd's pick-up line! HAHAHA!
they are rly hilarious!

Guy: I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
Girl: Sorry, you're my asymptote.

Guy: I wish I was your integral, then I could fill the area under your curves.
Girl: My integral is improper, and in this case, it fails to exist.

Guy: I'd like to see what's under your radical.
Girl: A student of Pythagoras was killed for asking that question. (FYI: He threw him off a boat for "discovering" irrational numbers.)

Guy: You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
Girl: But not any better than Simpson's rule.

Guy: If I were a function you would be my asymptote - I always tend towards you.
Girl: But you can never hope to reach me. Ever.

Guy: I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect and union you.
Girl: You can't intersect or union the null set.

Guy: That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s^2
Girl: You'd look even better accelerating through the floor at 9.8m/s^2

Guy: You know.. it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force.
Girl: The vector only makes a difference it it has sufficient magnitude, and is in the right direction. So yes, the length does count.

Guy: I must be the Sun and you must be Earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
Girl: The Earth is further away from the sun during the summer. So obviously you aren't making me any hotter. (note: this comeback is only valid in the northern hemisphere)
alternate
Girl: And just like global warming, you're killing me. (I know this one is not scientifically valid as global warming is caused by greenhouse gasses and not the sun, but I don't want to leave out any Aussies that read this!)

Guy: You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Girl: But the bonds I am forming are not with you.

Guy: I saw your empty valence shell from way over there. Did I mention my nickname is Sodium?
Girl: Did I mention my nickname is Argon? (note: any noble gas works here)

click here for the link!
there are tons of lousy pick-up lines out there! entertain yourself! google them yo!

HERE'S ONE OF MY FAVE

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Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

Nintendo DSi

2009-08-20T19:07:00.002+08:00

AAAAAA!
give me a Nintendo DSi!!
or i refuse to study!!!
!@#$%^&

tomorrow is Microecons paper,
goodluck Putri.

BOOHOOO!

2009-08-08T15:38:00.003+08:00

woooots!
Val is coming over this weeekend!
i'll be waitg for you!!!!
kyaaaaaa!

Sharon is meetg me this coming Tues to collect her stuffs!
AND WHERE THE HELL DID I LEFT IT AT?!
T_____________________T

HAPPY BDAY JUJU!

2009-08-07T00:00:00.002+08:00

JUJU!!!! HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
do you like the cake we prepared for you?!
HAHA!

hopefully it would be a memorable one,
cause i was involved in the celebration :p
HAHAHA! NAH!

you're 21! an adult alr!
but i'll still miss the kiddy side of you!

&&& thanks for the milo bar which you specially bought for us!
i didn't know u could run that fast! (with your damn heels)
you took less than 20 mins to cross over to opposite and get us those milo bars
AHA! so sweeeet of you!
>_________________<

Jess Tan Li You!

2009-08-05T22:36:00.008+08:00

Welcome to planet Earth!
hehe! yes you! Jess Tan Li You!

oh ya! & also welcome to my blog!
i've updated my blog just to welcome you!
so please feel honoured!

idk what can i entertain you here..
so i decided to show you what entertains and tickles me!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

i'm sorry, but i've warned you not to camwhore with my cellphone/laptop.

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HEHE! TELL ME YOU LOVE ME! <3

over!

2009-08-01T23:57:00.002+08:00

sleepless nights are over!

temporary... TTATT

HAHA!

2009-07-03T21:17:00.001+08:00

Today, there are 4 fools standg outside a lecture theater waitg for a lecture which there won't be any to begin with. LOL.

T-T

2009-05-14T11:44:00.002+08:00

huhuhu.. a pretty busy week.
phewwwww.

BANANA.

2009-04-24T19:05:00.002+08:00

Today, i heard my classmates at the back
'eh, you dropped your vagina'

and i was thinkg
'who the hell will drop their !@#$?!'

and i turned back.
my banana keychain is on the floor.
they were sayg..
'eh, you dropped your banana'

wtf, my mind is so corrupted.
=..=

Misunderstood

2009-03-22T11:46:00.001+08:00

i dont want u to be misunderstood.

...cos of me T-T

Pet society

2009-03-14T18:54:00.005+08:00

Pet society played with my feeelings T-T

i bought a mystery box which cost me 200

& wht i get was a cheap mystery box which cost 50.

tmd. scammed T__________T

hiks hiks..

2009-02-16T18:51:00.002+08:00

HAHAHA! VALLLLLLL! SHE POUTS!

and began to shrunk..

I LOVE YOU OK!

MWAAAAAAAA!

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

2009-02-14T17:59:00.001+08:00

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!
MUACK MUACK!

VIVIAN

2009-02-06T19:36:00.002+08:00

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIVIAN WONG KA YAN!!

Hey baby! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
wish you a happy year ahead
together wiv plenty of love frm me!!
muack muack! >_____<

call me, and i shall sing u a bday song!
hehe.

TAKECARE AYE!
I LOVE YOU!

roti kaya.

2009-02-03T23:49:00.002+08:00

Today i went out wiv my great bud, Mr Dominic gusti yudhi ongskynaga.
HAHA!

we ate roti wiv kaya at some kopitiam
vry niceeeee!
me likey!

the speed he drove is so fast tt i feel like im on a roller coasterrrr!
except for fact tt he didnt do the 360degree turn.
u knw u knw.

lol. i had fun. thkssss!
visit his photography joint project here!

tagged

2009-01-29T16:23:00.003+08:00

FROM NICHOLAS TYH

1: Besides your lips , where is your favourite spot to get kissed?

cheek.

2: How do you feel when you woke up this morning?

tiredddd.

3: Who was the last person you took a photo with?

my sis.

4: Would you consider yourself to be spoiled?

not really.

5: Would you ever donate blood?

i donated last year.

6: Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?

yes.

7: Do you want someone dead?

no.

8:What does your last text message say?

what time alrdy...

9:What are you thinking of right now?

lol. idk.

10: Do you wish someone was with you right now?

yea.

11: What time did you go to sleep last night?

ard 3.30 to 4.

12: Where did you buy the T-shirt you are wearing now?

some Malaysia shop.

13: Is someone on your mind right now?

no.

14: Who was the last person to text you?

David.

10 PEOPLE TAGGED TO DO THIS QUIZ :

1. Valissa.

2. Munsyi.

3. Vivian.

4. Saranjeet.

5. Robin Pua.

6. Sindy.

7. Kenneth.

8. Li Yuan .

9. Alfonso.

10. Zong Ying.

15: Who is 2 having a relationship with? (Munsyi)

idk if he's still single. lol.

16: Is 3 a male or a female? (Vivian)

a she.

17: If 7 and 10 get together will that be a good thing? (Kenneth & Zong Ying )

lol. hell no.

18: What is Number 1 studying about? (Valissa)

to be a succeesful pedophile

19: When was the last time you had a chat with them?

last year?

20: Is Number 4 single? (Saranjeet)

errr. idk.

21: Say something about Number 2. (Munsyi)

OI MUN! U SAY WANT TO TREAT ME EAT!!!

22: What do you think about Number 3 and 6 being together? (Vivian & Sindy)

i bet they dnt wna be lesb. yea my sissy?

23: Describe Number 9. (Alfonso)

anime lover.

24: What will you do if Number 6 and 7 fight? (Sindy & Kenneth)

LOL! i want to watch!!

25: Do you like Number 8? (Li Yuan)

yeaaaaa. i loveee her.

ANG PAO

2009-01-28T02:04:00.003+08:00

HAPPY HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!
YOOHOOO!

hahaha.
i was chatting wiv Mun on msn.
that pig is still so humourous.

Putri. says:
HAPPY HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR
MUNS. ONE GONE, ANOTHER GONE D: says:
YEAH HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR TO YOU TOO!
MUNS. ONE GONE, ANOTHER GONE D: says:
: P
Putri. says:
*give u ang pao*
MUNS. ONE GONE, ANOTHER GONE D: says:
give u pao
MUNS. ONE GONE, ANOTHER GONE D: says:
chicken pau
Putri. says:
LOL!!!!
Putri. says:
i want honey chicken bao la
Putri. says:
wlao!

tt's Munsyi for you. lol!
anw, here's another qian bian one by another pig.

=..= says:
dude gib me ang pao
Putri. says:
ok
Putri. says:
u want honey chicken pao
Putri. says:
or pepper chicken pao?
=..= says:
i wan mei nu pao wo

POSTER BOY

2009-01-22T18:20:00.004+08:00

i love his artwork, tho its illegal.

check out more of his artwork here

PONYO

2009-01-17T17:37:00.000+08:00

i want to watch ponyo on the cliff by the sea.. T-T

INDO

2009-01-17T01:31:00.002+08:00

Val and Mun went to send me off today!
yesssss. they are so sweeeeeeeet right.
hahaha!

thank you guys!
MWAAAAAA!

XTD

2009-01-17T01:29:00.000+08:00

am i thinkg too much or am i thinkg too much?
lol.

MINESWEEPER

2009-01-16T03:05:00.005+08:00

aft few days of being so depressed.
I AM BACK TO HAPPY MODE! lol!

YEAAAAAAAAA.
Today i played minesweeper.
havnt been playg for so long.
and i got owned!
ACK! its fun tho!

&i screenshot the last game.
look at it! its so cool!
HAHAHAHA!

WE EAT TOO FULL!
left it thr on purpose!
HAHA! the most fun minesweeper ever!
LOL! The ultraman found it first
bt i get to win!

HAHA! thks Collin! lol!
3 Vs 2

ULTRAMAN OWNED PEANUT!
ACK! BIIBIBIBIBI!

@#?!

2009-01-11T14:43:00.001+08:00

perhaps what u meant was they were too unlucky

..cos i exist.

- - -

2009-01-06T18:35:00.005+08:00

Today i see the ugliest side of human.
&it makes me doubt tt i will be able to trust anyone.

the world is dark.

HELLO 2009!

2009-01-02T18:48:00.002+08:00

its 2009!
time flies!

HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
tata!

PMS

2008-12-04T17:17:00.002+08:00

i am not in a goood moood.
or rather im pissed.
so badly tt i might ~~murder someone right now.~~
just hurl vulgarities at anyone who attempt to talk to me.

i had always remind myself to live evry single day happily.
and nw i began to wonder
wht makes me happy.

VAL is back in SG!

2008-11-19T01:49:00.002+08:00

I was reluctant to wake up early in the morning.
Valissa too.

i forced open my eyes
Val was slpg beside me!
yea, she have to!
HAHAHA!

she came to visit my hometown!
&feed the mosquitoes.
we woke up early to take ferry to Sg.
she has been here for 4 days
&we slept tgt.
just slp. nthg much.

just tt sometimes she will grab my hand in the middle of the night,
kick my ass, bite my index finger, snores loudly, take me as her bolster,
drool on my hand, put her hand on my face, put her leg on my stomach,
sleep on my pillow, and kick me down the bed, laugh, talk, mumble, smile, giggle and hurl vulgarities.

she did all these subconciously.
so u all dnt have to double check with her.
ask me!

Andreani, all of the above are true. teeheee!

ANW, MUN!
ARE U SURE U GNA TREAT ME?!
yeeehaaaaa! OK! now i shud encourage u to work hard.
and stop cursing u tt u will get sack.
so tt u will have the $ to afford high class prata w/o the uncle's toe nail.
TEEHEEEEEEE!
^__________^

也许..

2008-11-07T11:04:00.002+08:00

问题往往不是出现在别人身上

...而是自己

idk

2008-11-07T01:18:00.002+08:00

i finally realised.
smthg gd and bad.

im honoured to be someone u confide in.
perhaps cos of u always lookg great
i neglectd your feeeelgs.
im so sorrry.

My friend, thks for trustg me.

...

2008-11-06T19:03:00.003+08:00

we come out to have fun
not to look for each other's flaws.

my dear brother is sick.
the docter suspects its dengue fever.
get well soon ok!

=..=

2008-10-18T17:40:00.000+08:00

...你让我看得更清楚

LJ & VIDHYA

2008-09-26T21:25:00.004+08:00

lol. my prev post was HIATUS
&why am i blogging agn?
HAHA. cos i feeeeel like it.

idk wht's wiv me
have beeen kinda emotional.
zzzzzzzxzxzxzxz.
!#@#$#$!

my aftnoon nap dream was suppa random and hilarious.
i nearly died laughg.
LOL! exaggerating.

hahaha! idk whr shud i start
ummm... i dreamt of LIJIE WITH VIDHYA
as in they tgt?
they are vr close?
&they swim tgt?
ZOMGGGGGGG!!!!

Lj is so gna kill me if he knws abt it.
superrrrr hilarioussss.
MUHAHAHAHA!

my mum is sweeeeet.
just nw she calld.

Me: ummm, Mi aaa, i spent the money u gave me for dental check up.
Mum : *laughs* haha! u no $ alr right!

( i knw my mum wont scold me for this, bt i didnt expect her to laugh -..-)

ok, let's cont..

Me: ya, bo $$ liao.
Mum: borrow frm cousin first, next time mama pay her.
Me: dont wanttttt. i borrowed 9buck frm her le.
Mum: let's make it 100 then.

LOL!! My ma is cuteeee can!
HAHAHA!

i miss my family
T______________T

ON HIATUS

2008-09-06T18:51:00.004+08:00

HIATUS.

HAO GAN DONG

2008-08-16T19:28:00.003+08:00

Ytd's air rifle was funnnn.
but i was uber slpy.
zzzzzz.
wonder if poly do hv air rifle as their CCA.
hoho!

&ytd im happpy!
more like encouraged.

during art class,
LY, Abigail, Zhi Guang & Sandy
kept askg me to do faster.

Zhi Guang : "Putri, Huang Shang bu ji, tai jian ji aa~."
Me : "LMAO, you tai jian aa?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

during dnt knw wht lesson,
i was doing my art in class.
Ian walkd to me and he was like
"eh, jiayou!"
aft tt, Kelvin joind in.
tgt wiv his act cute voice
"Gambatte!"
lol. super zai nan.

HAHA. quite surprise though.

THANK YOU FRIENDS!
*wipe tears*

oh ya, i hvnt pay my library fine.
it is increasg evryday.
some kind soul pls remind me :B

虚伪

2008-08-12T19:36:00.002+08:00

its a bad day.
how awful

to be calld a
hypocrite.

it doesn'nt matter if im or not.
it matters abt who told me.

or perhaps
i rly am.

丸子

2008-08-02T00:04:00.005+08:00

丸子-關東煮
i always hear xiaogui sing it in WQYL.
HAHAHA.

Edit : Yu Le Bai Fen Bai, nt WQYL. thks feifeian!

SHE IS THE MAN

2008-07-31T19:17:00.003+08:00

i saw this video on youtube.

Kin-chan no kasou taishou
aka 超級變變變

LOL. i loveeee this show.
chnl 8 used to have it.

i like the fact tt they do the rewind thing to let us knw why is the gf angry wiv him. HAHA

Here are some not bad ones.

showing diff movies

watch more on Youtube user, ChappieTV

Ah! This morng i went to D&T during free period
i draw a star on the acrylic
&Val cut for me!
MUHAHAHA.
then i realised
she always do the MAN de job.
she even open the bottle for the Ku Niang Mun

Ya, Mun & I even use up the energy from the milk we drank since baby
&we can't open it.
*snores..*

SHADES

2008-07-29T20:48:00.003+08:00

Today has been gg on well till i board the bus frm Orchard
during peak hour.
zzzzz.

This is not the first time
but it rly annoys me to board in a human-packed bus.
evryone squeeze like sardine in a can.
and the mixture of body odour in the air.
(oh ya, Val, its not tuna right.)
it rly smells like smthg is gg under decomposition or wht..
turns me off totally.

when i rchd home.
i saw my cousin in her shades.

i was like
"eh, what's with tt shades, our house vry bright meh?"

"OH YA! aiyo, wear until i forgotten to take out,
aiya, i was cuttg onions awhile ago"

"ok.. creative..."

Yoo Ye Eun & Connie Talbot

2008-07-23T21:30:00.002+08:00

Yoo Ye Eun
a 5yrs old lil mozart.
feel so touched by this vid.
&the mum is so sweeeeet.
she adopted her even she's blind.
how wei da!

Connie Talbot tgt wiv Yoo Ye Eun.
so sweeeeeeeet.

肥肥安

2008-07-20T13:26:00.002+08:00

HEHE! last night i watched 我猜.
the last part was to intro 5 girls
who used to look plum
and guess who lost the most weight.

&the most is 50kg. WTH!
okok! the point is..
one of the girl named VIVIAN,
her friends used to call her
肥肥安.

LMAO! This can also be use as my personal attack
to someone.

MUHAHAHA!
oh yea? 微微安?

FINED

2008-07-18T21:05:00.004+08:00

i hate the school library.
firstly, it is cos of the limited books they have thr
secondly, is COS I'VE GOT FINED. lol.

i returned the book on the day it is due
&the library was closed.
so it is considered im one day late.

last week, a note was issued to me to pay 10cents for the overdue book.
i've forgotten to pay.

this morning, i received another note.
due to not payg for a week.
they charged me 70cents.

i went to the library immediately aft class
a paper was taped to the glass door
it is written thr:
"Library closed frm 18July - 1August"
ZOMGWTFBBQ!

*hiks hiks*
will they still charge me more..

CRAP

2008-07-14T15:58:00.003+08:00

Today started out wiv me hvg blocked nose & headache.
feeeel like total crap.
zzzzzzzz.

i dozed off a lot of times during lessons.
had a number of weird dreams. lol.
Munsyi is being nice today
HAHA! he nv disturb me when im aslp.
goood boy!

bt Mdm Diana woke me up once :\

&now my phone is not workg!
lousy day.
zzzzzz.

ADA APA DGN MU

2008-07-12T01:38:00.005+08:00

PMS is actg up agn?
hv been feelg unhappy
for no apparent reason.

perhaps is cos i've gt nthg rly to be happy abt.
moreover i hv so much stuffs left undone..

i stayd back for Art this afternoon
but i kept distractg myself.
HOHO!
my friends sufferd too.
MUHAHAHA!

LANNNNY .

LIYUANNNN.

we ate tom yam cup noodles before gg for art.
it was kinda cute
cos we startd to grumble a lot stuffs while eatg.
grumble, grumble, grumble.
lol. sounds so negative.

i was bored and startd doodling.
though my art is nt yet done.

the one on top is LiYuan. HOHO.
the one below is drawn by her.
she askd me to guess who is it
&i cant get it right :\

idk why it doesnt hv colour when i scanned into the comp.
i even coloured the colours of Val's braces.
yea, the one wiv braces is Valissa,
and the one right below is unsharon Sharon

Mun!
haha! its nt my drawg looks awful.
Is u looks ugly! HAHA ._.

thks to Valissa!
whenever im upset,
this picture nv fails to make me laugh.

yea.
so Mun, i hope you're ok.
next time i'll pratice the song & lyrics before singing to you.

&Val!, look at him & laugh!

CHOCOBI!

2008-07-06T22:19:00.004+08:00

My bro & I went to Heeren.
actually we were at Dhoby
&we walkd to Heeren.

How coincidence,
we met Lj, Nich, Zh, Wf, Jd, Jh, Wkeat, MC & Ben. (tt's all? i cant rmbr. lol.)
they went out to celebrate Lj's Bday.
oh ya, HEY LIJIE, HAPPY BDAY!
MAY U BECOME MORE SENSIBLE
&STOP BEING MEAN TO PPL. OKAY!

&aft tt.. hiks hiks
they gangrape my bro!
HAHA! im just exaggeratg.

Its funny how my bro kept askg me abt
why daiso sell they stuffs for 2buck.
HAHA!

OH YA! CHOCOBI actually can be found at DAISO!
yes, chocobi! Shin Chan's fave!
HAHA! My bro and i each bought 1.

we end our day by spendg more than 20buck on mariokart.
HIKSSSSSS! *sniffs*

A few more hrs to Andy's Bday!
HEYHEY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
May i become prettier! HAHA!

WONDER BRA

2008-07-05T20:56:00.002+08:00

My cousin wore a sort of tight fitting dress today.
we were about to go out to catch a movie tgt wiv my younger bro.

"eh, i realised my breast quite huge lei" my cousin told me.
&i gave her the whtever face.

my bro overheard it
&he was like "you wear wonder bra right!, HAHAHA!"

wth?! wht is wonder bra?!
why did u knw abt wonder bra!
&you're just a kid.
*wipe my sweat*

DEMORALISED

2008-07-04T22:20:00.002+08:00

i rly need to spend more time on Art le.
im so angry wiv myself.
i so slowwwwwwwww.
feeeel like cryg..

Val vr niceeeeeee.
hehe. she cheered me up.
&askd me to play a game.
thks love!

oh, just nw Nich calld to ask me abt Asiasoft.
he's stayg over at Lj's hse together wiv Otto.
they made me laugh like a dumbass. =..=
kept laughg & screamg like one of them have been raped :\
or they trio. idk. lol.
enjoy your night guys.

My bro is vry sweeeeeeet!
he saw me lookg so glum
&gave me a kiss on my cheeek.

hehe. cute eh! thks bro!

NICHOLAS

2008-06-28T16:56:00.002+08:00

My dear friend Nicholas Tan had dangue fever.
How sad. & i hvnt visit him yet :\

OKAY, NICH TAN!
GET WELL SOOOOOON!
REAL SOOON OK!

When u're back,
u'll hv loads of hw and stuffs to do.
look for me if u need help yea.
although i dnt rly knw wht we hv been doing this week
(cos my holiday mood is still on)
bt i can help!

...so that i hv somethg to write in my testimonial for compasion
hiakhiak.

BFF

2008-06-26T22:25:00.003+08:00

i had my Chinese Oral today.
not fun.

" zi.. zizi...zi.. bei.. shu jiao dai"

invigilator : "zi bei gou wu dai."

zzz.

i can't stop laughg at myself aft i left the rm.

today i am HAPPY!
cos my existance made u smiled!
TEEHEEE!

no worries, friend.
i'll always be thr for you!

Although we kept actg like immature idiots, fooling ard
but at least we are having fun.
&i dnt mind how ppl look at me.

i can tell the lady in the library as many times of
"i borrowed books the other day."
as long as u are happy!!
MUHAHAHA!

THKS FOR MAKING FEEL SO IMPTT!
p/s: u look so ugly when u cry. u knw who u are

PISSED

2008-06-21T16:36:00.004+08:00

Edit: i deleted the post and i keep the pic.
HOHO! the pic is cuteeee.
the post just reminds me abt how useless im.
zzz.

MR.J

2008-06-18T00:39:00.004+08:00

MR.J is a French-Italian restaurant owned by Jay Chou.
if i were to go to the restaurant, i'll be like
"eh, i want to see your boss!"

MUHAHAHA!
he said: "ok!"

LOL! wht am i doing..
but i srsly would love to visit thr.
if possible, JAY! sit beside me!

FEED ME!!
or i'll sit on yer lap!!

.
.
.
.
ok. i know.
i sound like some monster...

pictures found on Flickr, posted by buttiesqueas

more pictures!

DURIANS

2008-06-17T02:02:00.004+08:00

im not someone who rly craves for durian or dislike them.
today i managed to open a whole durian by myself.
yuhoooo! hehe.

i opend it with a knife.
umm. nope. something like a chopper.

more of a hybrid of both. lol.
anw, im quite impressed with myself.
hiakhiak.

i was lookg through this phobialist
searchg for the term for smthg i fear of.
im not gg to mention here wht i fear of,
cos its kinda embarrassing

AAAAA!

2008-06-07T17:56:00.006+08:00

HELPPPPP! screams!
i feel so dumb. dang!
aft readg Val's blog,
i was like..

wth is the testimonials for
and i dnt rmbr havg any Emaths hw?

zzzzz.
i realised how not attentive am i in class.
Gyabooo!

LOVE, thks for helpg me do my testimonial
T____________________________T

have fun during BBQ!

for dummies

2008-06-06T13:58:00.000+08:00

ADJUST THE SAILS

2008-06-03T14:49:00.002+08:00

In the nigahiga's recent vid, Adjusting the sails.

he quoted:" The journey of life is like sailing through the wind.
At times it will be rough and you will be sent into the wrong direction.
But you can't give up.
You may not be able to direct the wind,
But you can always, adjust the sails. "

meaningful uh! HOHOHO!

V_V

2008-06-03T01:30:00.003+08:00

From the beginng, im pretty sure tt V_V is Vivi
cos the person always tag
either super early or late in the night
and tt's my dear Vivian's time zone
=___________________=

i askd her so many times
&i trustd her.
dang!

chi da bian la ni.

i'm gg to eat pepper lunch when i go sg.
yes Vivian?

♥ VIVIAN WONG says:
I WNA EAT PEPPER LUNCH

♥ VIVIAN WONG ;; WHO CAN SEND ME PEPPER LUNCH? just sent you a nudge.

MUHAHAHA! ni mei de chi mei de chi mei de chi!
go eat yer KAYA roti & jiak kantang :B

FYI, if you rly craves for it so much
u an always travel all the way to California?
HIAKHIAK!

pwned VIVI! FTW!

ZZZZZZ

2008-06-01T18:41:00.003+08:00

im suppa tired right now.
Last night my glue factory is not working well.
&i had a hard time breathg.
zzzzzzz.

evrynight i have this prob.
&its condition is either serious
or super serious.

damn my sensitive nose.

HOHO!

2008-05-31T01:26:00.002+08:00

HI VIVIAN WONG KA YA.
THIS IS FOR YOU!
&STOP CALLG ME STUPID.
U PIGGGGG
^_________________^

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ITS FRIDAY!

2008-05-30T21:01:00.003+08:00

it rains today!
wheeeeeeee!

This is my dog!
i drew it the other day during English lesson.
yes, i was bored then.

Name :默
cos it is a black dog.
so is 黑 + 犬 = 默

cute eh?
teeheee!

HEHE!
&Thks to Val & Mun for waitg for me during Art Class today!
HOHOHO!

O LVL CHINESE

2008-05-26T14:56:00.002+08:00

A few days ago when im revising for my O lvl Chinese,
my sis came to me and said
"aiya! don't have to study for chinese,
i screwed up mine."

"i still get A1"

&today i had my O level Chinese.
"my dear sista, i screwed up mine, can i still get A1?"
brrrrrrrr.

MELTING

2008-05-24T14:23:00.001+08:00

i saw this Tuzki by WangMoMo
was made for the Earthquake in SiChuan

&&& the weather is killlg meeeee.
zzzz.

DAISO $2

2008-05-20T19:15:00.006+08:00

TODAY, it was fun during recess!
LMAO. Munsyi vry playful.

yesyes, he just came back frm Aust
& we'll be gettg our souvinier frm him tmr! yay!

I happened to have time and pass by DAISO.
i bought a handkercheif.
(no grayson, no, im nt tryg to copy you.)LOL!

i dropped something while queuing
and i found 2buck on the floor.
the girl behind me pickd it up and askd whether its mine.

Ah! guess wht.
and i pretend like some kind of sweeeet girl
smiled and said no..
and she keep the $$$!!!
=______________=

shud hav taken the money and donate to the
SI CHUAN FUND tmr.

Aha! im nice ok!
ask Val!

GOOD GAME LADIES.

2008-04-17T21:48:00.003+08:00

Today i fall like countless times during the captain's ball game :(
i need to hide in some 8Dimension.
zzzzz.

Quite a number of ppl injured.
and we got in third place.
It was fun though.

GOOD GAME LADIES!
LOVELOVE! :D

千山万水

2008-04-12T19:06:00.010+08:00

what i love abt weekends is tt
i can slp a lot!

& what i hate abt it is tt
it always pass like
it had nv happen =..=

i heard Jay's olympic song frm YES 93.3
he composed it for olympic.
and his partner fill in the lyrics.
nice nice! overwhelm feelg of victory. lol.

here you go!
千山万水

歌曲:千山万水
艺人:周杰伦
专辑:2008年北京奥运候选主题曲
歌词制作:無與倫比の緋㊣繹 (credits)

千山万水
周杰伦
作词: 方文山作曲:周杰伦
歌词制作：紫霏鱼 (credits)

千山万水无数黑夜等一轮明月
梦的边陲风吹不灭从不感疲惫
东方无愧第一是谁让我们追求完美
我态度坚决面朝北平地一声雷
做好准备这一回起跑后绝不撤退
痛快一起努力的感觉
我们拥有同样的机会

梦想挟带眼泪咸咸的汗水
你我同个世界爱从中穿越
梦与希望在飞我向前去追
有目标就不累等着我超越

(京腔:)超越千山万水无数黑夜一轮明月
梦的边陲风吹不灭从不感疲惫
东方无愧第一是谁我追求完美
态度坚决面朝北平地一声雷

东方无愧第一是谁让我们追求完美
我态度坚决面朝北平地一声雷
做好准备这一回起跑后绝不撤退
痛快一起努力的感觉
我们拥有同样的机会

梦想挟带眼泪咸咸的汗水
你我同个世界爱从中穿越
梦与希望在飞我向前去追
有目标就不累等着我超越

梦想挟带眼泪咸咸的汗水
你我同个世界爱从中穿越
梦与希望在飞我向前去追
有目标就不累等着我超越

远远抛开一切过千山万水

hope that it will be chosen for OLYMPIC! ^^
HOHOHO!

I LOVE RAINY DAYS

2008-03-22T16:33:00.002+08:00

AAAAAAh!
its raing!
HOHO! and i loveeeeee rainy days
^________________________^

i've been behaving like pig these few days T m T
kill me! haha!
i woke at 11 this morng.
Vivi video call wiv me.
Aft tt, i ate
& slp till nowwwwwww
zzzzzzzzzzz

i did abt the same thing the prev day.
T n T

my cousin calld me and woke me up
i've been ps-ing him for consecutive 2 days.
im so sorry my dear cousin.
MUHAHAHA. go out yerself ba!
im too lazy to step out of the hse.
i seek for yer understandg
im frm the HIBERNATION CLUB! >D

ah! on Friday i went to town
and i bought stuffs unintentionally.
wth. spent a lot of cash TT.TT

2008-03-14T23:03:00.002+08:00

im in Indo nw.
& will be gg Sg on Sunday. *yawns*
has been kind of relax over here.
didnt go to sch & nv do hw =..=

Ah! i've been watchg Jdorama these few days.
nice nice! hoooo!
is frm a manga anyway.
NODAME CANTABILE LIVE ACTION!
strongly recommended! HAHA!

my mum asked me to buy new phone when she saw me using tt lousy phone which will go blank and off by itself. & its a 2nd hp ~.~
haha. she ke lian me.

there's are always new phones
more gettg better and better
and uglier and uglier. lol.
& i hv no idea which to get.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO VIVIAN

2008-02-06T22:58:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO VIVIAN!!!
Muhahaha. Hope you could enjoy yerself over thr!
zhang da le o!
must be more sensible ok!
HEHE. MISS YA!

i gtg to help my ma le.
tata!

LOVEEEEEEEEE! ^-^

NEW YEAR EVE

2008-02-06T22:33:00.001+08:00

Haha, Yushee! im sorry.
my comp has been down for months
so i didnt update.
Anw, thanks a lot for helpg me wiv the psp games
cos it rly makes my bro vry quite for some time.
Muhahaha

Today is New Year Eve!!
Im in Indo!
Wheeeeeeee!

Haha, i've met so many long-time-no-see friends.
HOHOHO! hao la, kinda high. lol

Tonight i wna "shou shui" le.
HOHO. try to slp as late as i can or rather dnt slp.
haha.

Hao la, i gna help my mummy le.
Tata!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! :B

its CHRISTMAS!

2007-12-25T15:46:00.000+08:00

MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS! :B

its CHRISTMAS!
& im nt vry happy T.T

holiday is gg to end soon.
boringgggggggggg.

i've gt so many stuffs nt done yet.
a lot of things botherg me.
im so troubledddd.
zzzzzzzzz.

2007-11-15T23:13:00.000+08:00

Vivian has left to America for good.
i still cannot accept the fact tt she's leavg.
There would be nobody to disturb me.
haha.

yes, she's vry annoyg.
so annoyg tt i'll miss her when she left.

hope that she would enjoy her life there.
it would be so much more atas compared to sg.
take more pictures and send me ok!
take pictures of angmoh hunks! ^^

she called me frm Sg.
ah, im in Indo.

when i said "bye bye!"
then she was like.
"nono, i dont like!"
(haha. kinda cute uh.)
then i replied
"那好吧,我们就永远不说再见吧!"

haha! we sound like some lovely dovey couple.
cant rly bear to part wiv her.

HOHO! baichi, hope you enjoy yerself there!
TATA! MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! <3

2007-10-19T20:27:00.000+08:00

HOHO! im so happy for my friend!
he got into the finalist for the "HEY GORGEOUS" in RP.

well, he has vry nice features.

aha!, vry proud of him.
watch chnl U on the 29th Oct at 8.

there he is!

lol, today i accidently skippd the chem lesson.
ACCIDENTLY~ hoho!
it is supposed to be PE lesson
however, the chem tchr frm E2 is gg through
our eoy chem paper.

didnt rly get the instructions.
aft like half the class has gone for quite sometime
then i realised tt we were supposed to go.

it will be vry malu if i go into the class so suddenly.
so i didnt go.
anw, its like the one third of the class didnt go for chem.

oh, i hvnt bathe yet.
shall go now!

ciao!

i am sorry

2007-05-18T20:24:00.000+08:00

dear Valissa,
i am sorry that i didnt manage to go and hav fun wiv all of you.
dui bu qi o.

hope you enjoy.
& thks for waitg for me during art! ^^

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO VAL

2007-05-17T23:21:00.000+08:00

well, today i played the helium gas and balloons wiv the birthday girl, valissa, sandy, eddie, joshua and kenneth. AHA! its fun.

my sis wna use the comp le T.T
i blog just to wish my breast friend

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! ^^

Valissa, may you stay happy always!
HOHO!

ta!

2007-04-12T20:30:00.000+08:00

these few days im somehow like no life?
having serious mood swing.
the thing is that i dont feel like gg to sch
or get out of my hse.

HOW HOW HOW!
perhaps, i shud go and get a life from the ebay.

lost EZlinkcard

2007-04-11T23:13:00.000+08:00

okay. i lost my EZlink carddd.
zzzzz. i drop it while runng in the rain T.T

2007-04-10T20:01:00.000+08:00

today was nt a pleasant day
i am tireddddd.

anw, i loveeeee the xiao ming joke!
haha.

2007-04-08T20:23:00.000+08:00

there is physics test tmr
awwwwwwww.
3 days pass like 30 mins?
so boreddddd.
bored as in i gt alot of stuff to do
bt i dnt feeel like doing TT.TT

Val chatted wiv me in msn.
she's nuts la. LOL! zzz

→ ν α ι ❤ says: 你有mei
→ ν α ι ❤ says: you
→ ν α ι ❤ says: zuo
→ ν α ι ❤ says: gong
→ ν α ι ❤ says: ke
→ ν α ι ❤ says: ?
'can i don't go to school?' says: gt wht gong ke?
→ ν α ι ❤ says: a maths and e maths
→ ν α ι ❤ says: chinese
'can i don't go to school?' says: a maths wht hw?
→ ν α ι ❤ says: tys
→ ν α ι ❤ says: wb hao xiang have also.
→ ν α ι ❤ says: i mean tb
'can i don't go to school?' says: i nvr do
'can i don't go to school?' says: zzzzz
'can i don't go to school?' says: TT.TT
'can i don't go to school?' says: anw
→ ν α ι ❤ says: obvious le la
'can i don't go to school?' says: tmr physics test
'can i don't go to school?' says: dnt forget
→ ν α ι ❤ says: u ask till lidat, can tell u dont know got what hw
'can i don't go to school?' says: lol
→ ν α ι ❤ says: i nvr even bring notes home
→ ν α ι ❤ says: test on what?
'can i don't go to school?' says: dynamics
'can i don't go to school?' says: kinematics
→ ν α ι ❤ says:and whats that?
'can i don't go to school?' says: kinematics
'can i don't go to school?' says: dynamics
'can i don't go to school?' says: free fall
'can i don't go to school?' says: dynamics
'can i don't go to school?' says: and kinematics
→ ν α ι ❤ says: WALAO EH! MR CHAN HAVEN EVEN TEACH THEN TEST US.

irritating bitch. lol.
tryg to act didnt pay attention in class which is worse than me
i dnt knw abt the homework stuffs
and she tryg to act dnt knw anything abt the test.

shut up hello testing one two three

2007-04-07T20:10:00.000+08:00

shut up.